video-hall-of-fame:

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darlinghepburns:

“If I were to write a biography,” my mother once told me, “it would start like this: I was born in Brussels, Belgium, on May 4 1929… and I died six weeks later”. My mother felt that her life had been rather straightforward and therefore not worth much writing about. Her Victorian upbringing dictated that you never call attention to yourself. So she worked hard, she was a good mother, and she got on with the rest of it.”

Happy Birthday Audrey Hepburn (May 4, 1929)

outtagum:

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

wiredabyss:

stayuglystayangry:

idk why old navy is literally always ahead of the game in terms of uncanny valley + retail horror

Free them

(Source: sickfuture)

killingkari:

So how stupid do you think the Hogwarts teachers felt back in Harrys first year when their traps and riddles designed to keep out Lord fucking Voldemort were beaten by three 11 year olds